Truisms

It's Monday and time to reflect on a few thoughts that might make your week just a little more bearable. Or, you could choose to pass them on and drive other people to question either your intelligence or sanity. I like to label them as truisms.

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

When life seems like an uphill climb, take comfort in the fact that you're mooning everyone behind you.

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, while others only gargle.

There are those whose brains are like some prison systems ... not enough cells per person.

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Some folks bring happiness where ever they go; others bring it when they leave.

To be successful at fishing, you should get there yesterday, when the fish were biting.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but so many are abusing the privilege.

In a relationship with a woman, a man can either be right or get laid, but never both.

Don't criticize your wife ... if she were perfect, she would have married someone else.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Its been said a true friend thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked. But I have a better definition. A friend is someone who will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend is someone who will be sitting next you in the jail cell saying: "Damn! That was fun!"

Have a great week.