The other night I was watching something on television and the description "go to the corners of the earth" was used. As a thinking man I wondered, since the earth is sort of round where the hell are the corners?
Its Monday once again and time to begin the week with questions that seemingly have no answer. But they generally put a smile on someone's face or, at the very least, give you something to think about in the coming week.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but its only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the same clothes you were buried in?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing those two songs?
Have a great week and remember ... think fun thoughts.
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