Any Monday that is a holiday is usually a good day for most people. For months I have tried to keep Mondays as a day to begin the week with a smile or at least to give you food for thought or that may serve as ammunition to drive your friends and co-workers a little nuts.
Here are a few for this week:
- There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
- If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
- A penny saved is a government oversight.
- The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
- The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
- He who hesitates is probably right.
- If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
- The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he/she can tell when they're really in trouble.
- Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
- How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
- Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
- Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
- Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
- We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors ... but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
- A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
- Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
- If not for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
- Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film.
- You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
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