Since it's Monday I thought it might be apropos to share a few, although I must admit many are not my original thoughts but epiphanies of other enlightened folks from whom I purloined them.
- I've learned you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
- I've learned that one turn gets most of the blankets.
- I've learned that no matter what hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
- I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others ... they are more screwed up than you think.
- I've learned it's not what you wear; it's how you take it off.
- I've learned that you can keep throwing up long after you think you've finished.
- I've learned age is high price to pay for maturity.
- I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, somebody else did it.
- I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent fixtures.
- Last but by no means least: I've learned I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
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