Enough Being Serious ... Let's Tackle Real Questions ...

Whether you read the news daily or sit back and watch it on one of the many devices available I must admit rarely does it take on real everyday questions. The things people really want to know. So, far be it from me to dodge an issue ... or issues. Here are the questions that deserve answers (Spoiler alert ... they are not a product of my originality).

DID YOU EVER WONDER . . . . . 

 Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under airline seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If so many convenience stores are open 24 hours, 7 days a week, 365 days a year why do they have locks on the doors?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?

If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

If you are flying at the speed of light and turn on headlights, what happens?

Many packages read: “Open Here”. What should you do if you find one that reads: "Open Somewhere Else”?

Why is there a Braille keypad on the drive-up ATM machine?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it when we transport something by car truck it’s called a shipment but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?

Why is it when you’re driving and looking for an address or at a map, you turn the radio down?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean Congress if the opposite of progress?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

And finally ... 

 If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Oops! That's a political question.